Banta Singh's letter to Bill Gates

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'Start' but there is no 'Stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 'Re-scooter' is available in system? I find only 'Re-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt 'Microsoft Word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

6.. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta
P.S.
Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is GATES but you are selling WINDOWS?

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GOLF BALLS

How pleasant is this feeling that we all sacrifice weekend, only to one to two minutes in this state. Was gäben wir dafür, wenn sich diese Zeit nur ein wenig dehnen ließe? What gave us that, when they can only stretch a little scenario? Vor die so ersehnte Konstanz beim haben die Götter jedoch drei Prüfungen gesetzt: die Prüfung der Schlagfläche, die Prüfung der Ebene und die des richtigen Schlagens. Before the so-awaited stability to the golf gods, however, the three tests: the examination of the impact surface Ideally of course, the best teachers to find the best help you. Das kann aber nicht immer auf Anhieb gelingen. But that can not always immediately successful. Sie können sich also auf zwei Arten irren: Sie können einen Lehrer wählen, der bei der Analyse Ihrer Technik überfordert ist oder einen, der überqualifiziert ist. They can therefore be wrong in two ways: you can choose a teacher to be used in the analysis of your technique is overwhelmed or one that is overqualified. And if you already have golfing skills and improve on vacation, you can also find here the right golf course: for example, courses for improving the handicap or the short game

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Attitude Booster!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: "I am blind, please help." There were only a few coins in the hat.

A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words.
He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.
Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were.
The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, "Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?"

The man said, "I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way."
What he had written was: "Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it."
Both signs told people the boy was blind. But the second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?

Moral of the Story:
Be thankful for what you have.
Be creative. Be innovative.
Think differently and positively.

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