How 2 catch a lion...... FANTASTIC METHODS:-)

Karan Johar Method (director):





Send a lioness into the forest.


Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.


Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.


First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.


But 2nd lioness loves both lions.


Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.


You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!





Yash Chopra method (director):





Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.





Govinda method:





Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.





Menaka Gandhi method:





Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.





George bush method:





Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!





Ra hul Dravid’s method:


Ask the lion to bowl at u.


U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run


Lion tired and surrenders





Software Engineer Method:


Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that it’s a Lion.


If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.